The Cure -- At Last!

[Esteban]

Announcing a breakthrough in cures for what ails you

The Arizona Herpetological Processors LLC has announced a breakthrough in remedies for any ailment known to man or woman.

A new concoction is being tested in our lab that will be available soon. Dr. Good's Western Hognose Snake Elixir will be added to our Rattle Snake Grease Compound making our products a complete line of snake potions for treatment of almost anything.

We were the first to observe the ability of some snakes to reduce the populations of little critters in the wild. Mice, ground squirrels and pack rats all were depleted when a snake moved to their neighborhood. It was found that the snakes were eating them. We hypothesized that if critters of this size were threatened then the microscopic critters that cause many of man's diseases would be terrorized and die when coming in contact with anything distilled from a snake.

We now have potions available for exterior use, Rattle Snake Grease, and interior use, Dr. Goods Elixir. Youse can pay your money and take your choice. We are hoping that by breaking this news to the media individuals will be able to get in on the 'ground floor' of the potential escalation of our stock price.

The efficacy of our products has been proclaimed by Gerald Smithers of Bowie AZ who writes: "I tried your Rattle Snake Compound and I have lost 20 pounds, lowered my cholesterol level, stopped my Migraines and increased my sexual prowess. (My dauber is 1/2 inch longer.) Send me more."

Our Motto: "When you are feeling lower than a snake's belly, rub on some Rattle Snake Grease!"

US$100 per share. Cash only, please.